FUNNY MSN NAMES

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• He's as happy as a Pig in $hit
• As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner
• I’m proud.. Just flooded the toilet!
• How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday...tell her a joke on Friday.
• Gravity is bullshit basically earth sucks
• Your mum is so fat wen she jumps in the sea the whales sing we are family!
• She's got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum
• Keep talking…..someday u will say something intelligent.
• Earth first. We’ll screw up the other planets later..
• Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!
• He said"where were u all my life?"I simply answered,"hiding from you
• Life in VACUUM…………SUCKSSSSSS
• Uglier than a hatfull of assholes
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
• Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!
• Why don't blondes eat pickles...because they get their heads stuck in the jar.

• God must love stupid people; He made so many.
• I'm never wrong. Once, I thought I was, but I was mistaken.
• We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.
• I've got a black belt!!! i brought the purse and got a match!
• She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel
• Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
• The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
• My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
• Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours.
• If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
• She's as fit as a butchers dog
• I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.
• U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!
• His nose is snottier than a frog in a blender
• My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
• If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
• Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall .... to see what was on the other side.
• His nose is snottier than a frog in a blender
• I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive... But suicide's a crime.

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