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MSN NAMES
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- That must be wonderful! I
don't understand it at all.
- If at first you don't
succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
- Friends may come and go, but
enemies accumulate.
- When I’m good, I’m really
good, but when I’m bad I’m better
- If at first you don't
succeed skydiving isn't for you
- Keep Earth clean, it's not
Ur-anus
- I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm
everything you're not
- Why do our noses run and our
feet smell?
- It's all fun and games until
someone loses a tooth...then it's hockey!!
- Dancing is like a shower:
one wrong turn and you're in hot water.
- If you want breakfast in
bed, sleep in the kitchen!
- Go now, or forever hold your
pee.
- No matter how I drop an egg
it always seems to to land on someone's head.
- The school should pay me to
skip class. Call it a "tuition refund" if you will.
- Do I get extra marks if I
correct the exam questions?
- If you lend someone $20, and
never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
- Could you drive any better
if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?
- One who laughs last, thinks
the slowest
- People said I was dumb, but I proved them
- Kids in back seats cause
accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
- First law of science: don't
spit into the wind
- Passwords are like
underwear: change them often
- The height of laziness is a
man is shitting on the beach and waiting for the tide
- Girls want a lot of things
from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of
girls
- Everyone likes a little ass,
but no one likes a smart ass
- All men are idiots, and I
married their King.
- Everyone has a photographic
memory. Some don't have film.
- Hard work has a future
payoff. Laziness pays off now.
- I need someone really bad.
Are you really bad?
- I tried sniffing Coke once,
but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
- I'm not a complete idiot,
some parts are missing!
- Learn from your parents'
mistakes: use birth control.
- Smile, it's the second best
thing you can do with your lips.
- Some people are only alive
because it is illegal to shoot them.
- He's lookin so fine, he's
gonna be mine
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