FUNNY MSN NAMES

Welcome to funny names page. Thanks for being around and enjoy stuff we offer. We present msn names organized in different categories. Please brows through different pages copy the names and use them in your msn and yahoo messengers.

• If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mom
• I didn't ask to be a princess... I asked to be a queen...
• B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful, Intellidgent, Talented, Cute, Humorous!
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
• Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
• The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
• My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
• When climbing the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your skirt!
• My job is secure. No one else wants it.
• I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
• Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
• Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
• You gotta be rich to get this bitch
• Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced
• Fat people are harder to kidnap
• I'm not a dumb blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
• It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
• I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times
• If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!

• I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!
• When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
• Many people quit looking for work when they find a job
• OK, so what's the speed of dark?
• Access denied--nah nani na nah nah!
• There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
• If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
• I’ve never met a mosquito that didn’t like me.
• Start every day with a smile. Then you have the rest of the day to do other stuff.
• I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
• I don’t consider me bald. I’m just taller than my hair.
• An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
• An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
• I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
• Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
• I'm in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB)

More Funny Names