FUNNY MSN NAMES

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• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
• Act your age, not your shoe size!
• Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
• ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
• I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
• You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
• i may be fat mi dear but u r summink else screw u
• I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
• the best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
• some one said they loved me.......huh me! but im..like the ugliest person on the universe
• if yhoo h8 me i h8 yhoo simple as but if yhoo lyk meh den i lyk yhoo no1 will b hurt
• This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep a fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
• Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck

• after working here, i now realize that "dilbert" is not a comic strip. it's a do***entary
• Theres too much blood in my caffeine system!!
• you so fat you ate jenny and craig
• Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
• I am ***y i am hot i am all your not!
• Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
• When god amde woman they had 3 boobs then he said what do i do with the extra boob then poof man was made!
• (>/ ' I believe u have my stapler ' \ <)
• Cats have nine lives and humans have one but if you mess wid me again then you will have none!
• What do you call it when a man talks dirty to a woman? - ***ual harrasment. what do you call it when a woman talks dirty to a man - £3.99
• Reality sucks! i'm gonna keep on dreamin!
• Stormy seas grow calm when the wind stops blowing.
• Dont drink and drive...smoke weed and fly High
• The rich get richer and the poor get children..
• Don't do drugs, become a celebrity and you get them 4 free.